i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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