I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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