Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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