Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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