awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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