I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
