I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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