I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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