New low: just hacked my moms facebook
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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