sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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