hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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