so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
