I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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