I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
