CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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