Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My breasts were aching with rage.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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