I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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