At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
