This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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