Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
