I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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