You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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