We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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