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Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Bring me that man meat
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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