Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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