real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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