3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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