I just saw a hot homeless man
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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