i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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