what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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