I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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