I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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