I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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