I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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