Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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