If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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