i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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