Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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