when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i think i just lost a toe
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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