Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
