this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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