He is an equal opportunity slut.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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