I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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