I hope mine doesn't look like that
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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