Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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