piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Someone signed my nipple.
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