I want to make a zoo with you.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
