I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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