this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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