How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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