Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
try to milk me bitch
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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