U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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