who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
