I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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