My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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