Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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