I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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