just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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