if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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