I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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