new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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