Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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